Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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A person with OCD walked into a abr.

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Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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im black

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. Deez nuts Ok

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

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Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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SAY

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Jasper sucks.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Why were corners made? For crying.

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What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

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Anti Joke

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