How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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Hitler is my role model

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N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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This is not a joke.

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

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Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

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Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

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Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

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The WNBA.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

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women's rights

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Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

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Women rights..

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