Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

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What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

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This joke isnt funny.

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KIMBERLEY HONEY

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Is Carly smart? No.

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A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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Mexicans working in an office

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

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Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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whats young and never moved? still born baby

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Men's rights.

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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Slavery lol

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Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

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