whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

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What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

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An Irishman stays home

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a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

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Hey Caleb.

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Oliver's friends

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

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Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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A scottish man having fun

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jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

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A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

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A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

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What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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How Do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door take the elephant out put the giraffe in and close the door. The lion king has a meeting with all the animals but one doesn't turn up, which one is it? The giraffe because it's still in the fridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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