- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

Obamacare!

What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

a horse walks into a barn

Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

An Irishman stays home

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