- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

I love boobs

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

A horse walks into a bar...n

Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

black people. that is all...

Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

Knock Knock Good one...

"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

hi

Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

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