Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

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It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

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Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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What do you find....... there's a..........

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

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The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

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1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

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What's funny and arousing? This joke.

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As a wise man once told me... "natives."

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

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What do black men do in the South? Hang around

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty dumpty had a big fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men did not come to help him because the United States does not have a patriarchal system of government.

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A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

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what is patrick wilson? smart

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

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Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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