What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

DONALD TRUMP DIES

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

Herman Cain

Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Guess what? Chicken butt

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

A fat man buys a salad

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

My friends are like trampolines I have none

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option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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