- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

Whoa! A talking carrot!

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

I don't get it

you are gay

What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

666

How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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