why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

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what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

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A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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A black man killed someone

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Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

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Jim and Larry work together. Jim works hard, and Larry is a bit of a prankster. One day, Jim is having a rather rough day, and Larry looks to cheer him up with a good-natured joke. Knowing that Jim's wife prepares dinner for him every night of the week, he calls her and tells her that their boss has decided to pay for a dinner out, that she should take the day off and just get ready for Jim to come home and pick her up. Larry will later follow up by calling a pizza delivery place and having them send a special no hard feeling message with two large delicious pizzas. He forgets to call the pizza delivery man until later that night, after which it's too late and he thinks "I'll just explain the joke to Jim tomorrow." And goes peacefully to sleep. Arriving home and finding that dinner is not prepared, Jim savagely beats his wife.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

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