Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

Satan called. I put him on hold.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

Q: What's better than a dead baby? A: Knowing who killed it, because then you can report them to your local authorities, thus creating a safer community.

1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

SPAMS!!!

A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty dumpty had a big fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men did not come to help him because the United States does not have a patriarchal system of government.

Niko isnt a mexican douche

The geese of Growmore

Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

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