What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

a horse walks into a barn

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

An Irishman stays home

A scottish man having fun

Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

What time is it? 10:58

Hey Caleb.

What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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