Well, this is fun.

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What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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black people. that is all...

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This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

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what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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This is not a joke.

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

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You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

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Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

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Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

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A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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