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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

Simon Cowell's hair is real.

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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