What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

The WNBA.

What do black men do in the South? Hang around

what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

What's white and horny? A unicorn

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

I'm gay. Great me too.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

women's rights

I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

Women rights..

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

where's waldo? in a picture book.

A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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