What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

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whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

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Knock knock Nobody's home.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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A joke

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

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What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

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What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

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Chuck Norris died.

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

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What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

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Anti Joke

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