- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15

Knock knock Who's there? FBI

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

Penis

What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

Hey what time is it. 3:15

"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

Satan called. I put him on hold.

Santa Clogged my toliet

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