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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

I LIKE TURLES.

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

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What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

Oliver's friends

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Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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