What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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I'm homeless.

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What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

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What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

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Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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What's 1+1? 69.

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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