How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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If you are reading this you are a nerd

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What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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Two men are stranded in a structure on an alien planet, they are frightened when they are told that there is evidence of a life form near them, they explore their surroundings and find a snake-like creature that flares what looks like wings, bites one of the men on the hand and wraps its tail around his arm squeezing it until the arm breaks (we see the bone poke through his sleeve and he screams); the creature slithers up his sleeve, into his mask and lunges into his mouth killing him, and the other man is sprayed on the mask with acid and we see the plastic of the mask melt onto his face.

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How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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I am quite mature.

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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Anti Joke

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