What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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What page are you on The gay page.

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

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Why was the asian a bad driver? Because while he was driving a leprechaun was punching him in the face.

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A new born baby is left alone in his crib after a long day of playing, He gets taken out of his crib for his first meal with his grandparents, he is excited, His grandparents come in and after the usual praising of the child they sit down for dinner, They are having chicken, His mother puts the spoon to his mouth, He chews it and swallows it, It gets stuck in his throat and he suffocates and dies.

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Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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