- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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