what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

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a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

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Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

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I wrote a funny joke.

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There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you know what time it is? Because I don't wanna be late for class and if you told the time, it will surely help me because I'll be able to arrive early at my class not to mention it would greatly improve my punctuality efforts to help me pass the class this semester. Geez, I remember back in middle school there was a guy name Billy Jones and he used to always be late for class. His name was Billy but we called him Bill. Bill was his nickname but his real name was Billy. Anyways, he was always late for class because he would always make the best barbecue ribs in town.... (45 minutes later...) ....and I told Bill, "Man, if you were to just ask what time it was it would greatly help you in arriving to class early." And he was was like "I know but..."And then I cut him off and I said "But nothing. I don't care what kind of barbecue ribs you make, you just can't do that." So there I was, me and him, sitting down and .... (3 hours later...) ...it was awesome. Boy, I remember back in the early 90's when I was at elementary school, it was a stormy weather and we had to go to class. That's when I met Clarissa. She was a really nice girl and I remember there was a time when... (to be continued....)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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