- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

A man said to another man," you are so stupid you climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side." The second man said," well you were on this side of the wall and I'm going to kick your ass." The second man had been drinking that night.

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

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who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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