Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

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Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

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What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

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What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

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Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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