- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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