Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

i saw amango it splootered

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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