- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

I have read the terms and conditions

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

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