whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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Dwarf Shortage

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Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

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Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why do sharks swim in salt water? Pepper water makes them sneeze! Why do whales swim in salt water? They can't survive in fresh water.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

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What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

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Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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