so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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