Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

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Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

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Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

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Why can cats jump so high? Cats leg muscles are different then ours. They work kind of like springs that build up energy and then release suddenly. Its kind of like a budgie cord. This gives them the ability to jump so high. If humans were built the same way, they could easily jump up on a one-story roof.

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Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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What's up? Up Adverb: Toward the sky or a higher position. Preposition: From a lower to a higher point on (something); upward along: "I climbed up a flight of steps". Adjective: Directed or moving toward a higher place or position: "the up escalator". Noun: A period of good fortune. Verb: Do something abruptly or boldly: "she upped and left him". Synonyms: adverb. upward - upwards - aloft - above - upstairs - overhead preposition. on - upon - over - along - with adjective. rising noun. ascent - rise - upgrade verb. raise - enhance - increase - lift - rise

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why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

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