- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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