- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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