- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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