- Anti Joke

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man