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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Black people having a Job.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

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