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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

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Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

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