- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

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