What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

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Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

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Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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A Mexican, Asian, and a black guy are on a bridge, the Mexican says there is too much rice and throws some off the bridge, the Asian says there are too many burritos and throw some off the bridge, the Black says there are too many candles in his house and throws his car off the bridge. Everyone was happy and left besides the Black because he threw his car off.

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What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

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Two horses were discussing their racing records. The first said, "In my whole life I had won ten races." The second horse says, "Well, I've won twelve of those!" A greyhound trotting by chimes in, "Not bragging guys, but in my career, I've won twenty!" "Unbelievable!" exclaimed both horses. "It's a talking dog!"

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

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How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

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Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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