- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

My spelling is horrible

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

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