- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

Communism hehe xd

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

So a bar walks into a man...

What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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