- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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