What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

What's one plus one? two.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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