Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

No it doesnt..

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

i saw amango it splootered

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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