- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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