- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

Knock Knock. Come in.

Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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