- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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