- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

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