- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

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