Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great height she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

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Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

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there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

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(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

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My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

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One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

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What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

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Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

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Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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