- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.