I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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