- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

Waseem is a hard worker.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

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