Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What is green and slow Grass.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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