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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

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